you all know that fucker who was in blazing squad

the one who was on big brother

i'd just had my driving lesson and me and dave (instructer) were driving up to lougton to pick up the person next
i was pissed off as driving up hills means you got to flogg the engine a bit to change gear
well i park up out side this house and dave gets out a knocks on the door
and this bloke i reconize comes out

at first i was thinking some one from school but soon as dave asks about "one of you ex-members on 'the weakest link'?" it clocked

i was about to be driven home by the ex blazing squad member kenzy

he is more of a cock in person than he is on the telly

pointing out a road called 'friday hill' that his current group is named after 

he also stalled the car three times

remindes me of the time i met durmot o'leary

it was at a family wedding and he was a mate of the groom

i had for the whole day kept up with my the drinking pace of my dad and my uncle and while i was taking some glasses to the bar durmot appeared out of no were and asked we if i'd like his autograph too?

me being a bit pissed and confused said no and did'nt even brake stride 

apperently you could see the colour drain from his face

how can some one refuse his autograph when he's offerd it???

l8er days

jimbob 

and remember

beware the fury of a patient man