all a-level exams are over

shimmoannnn mother fucker

alas only bitter and spirits but i can make dooo

me found some 5% ale

me had drank 4 bottles

me have taken on 2.5 units x 4

it's 4:30 and i'm fucked and loving it

hellllllll yeahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! 

that is all

remember

not drunk is he who from the floor

can rise alone, and still drink more

but drunk is he who prostate lies  

without the power to drink or rise  

                  -T. L. Peacock, Misfortunes of Elphin

that is my intelligence quota filled for this month
may i bid you heavy drinking and all thing that are good