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when i wake up in the morning and some drunk, he just says hi

when i left my frontdoor to day no guesses what i found

a leytonstonian drunk parked on out on my front lawn
he was waring a black dunlop base ball cap and had a bottle of red wine he'd tryed to open
he had also soiled himself or had not bathed in a few weeks
the smell was so bad i nearly put a bit of my own puked next to his
i held it all down and went back inside
once my stomach felt better i left via the side gate

now i think about it he might have been dead............shit
2.5.06 09:56


it's friday night, it's 9 o clock, it's time for me to say at home and drink alone

well .......
friday night ..........................................................................?
where was i ?.......

oh yeah ...... me staying home and drinking some old cooking cider i found when i was putting the lawnmower away
tastes more bitter than normal cider and has less fizz but more flavor and alc percentage which is
nice .....
it suits my personality in a way
i an'i got a bubbley personality but strike up a conversation and you'll see i'm really a whitty blok who's ....full of alchohol...?................hmmm...forget the last bit
any way the reason i'm here sitting at a computer screen with a can of cider is coz i can't leave my sister at home alone
i don't know why i'm drinking really the wonders of the internet can keep me amused for days
i love random shit like the mighting moshin emo rangers 

any way i'm going to drink two more cans of cider, smoke a few stolen cigarets and go to bed punch drunk with nicotine surging through my veins

sounds like a plan my friends ........ a plan

l8er dayz people
              jimbob

5.5.06 21:54


how is moonlight romantic and lonely at the same time?

to be alone is to have no one
no one to talk to
no one to share your thoughts or your feelings with
no one to share your words or your worries with
no one to share your suffering with or your triumphs with
to have no one to dream with

like the moon is in the night sky

the essence of romance is to show your feelings to the person you feel for
to ask someone to share your life with and theirs with you
to ask some one to be there for you as you would be there for them
to ask some one to watch over you as you would for them

like the moon is in the dark sky

The moon listens to your dreams
it watches over you as you sleep

it is always there even if you can't see it or feel it
it just is


deep huh....??

i always get poetic and philophical on clear nights like this

P.S i'm not stoned so don't ask
10.5.06 22:41


i laugth in the face of death (and then run away like a little girl)

well
it was late and i was knackerd so while i was waiting at the bus stop i rested my burning feet and sat on someones door step......mistake
after having a bit of sitting the door behind me opened like a shot
i turned to see what was happening and found my self stairing down the snout of a loaded dog
the dog (a german shepard) was being held by what i can only say as being the butchest female you ever saw who gave me a lecture on private property and tresspassing

i was more interested in the barking dog within biteing distence of my face
i nearly fell backwards in to a flourbed of bizzy lizzys while recoiling from this dogs breath and mouth of off yellow teeth


so ends the tale of jimbob and the loaded dog


so l8er dayz people
and remember never eat any thing bigger than you own head

                         jimbob
11.5.06 21:55


i love the rain

well

i like rain
i like the smell after it's finished
i like the gentle tat tap tat sound of rain
i like stamping in puddles like a 8 year old
i like the change in the green colour of the leaves afterwards
i like the dark shadows rain clouds make and the light that brakes through
i like watching the long grass and leaves shake and shudder under the drops of rain

the whole of the justice album was made for rainy days

blackend -- watching the rain from the bus
...and justice for all -- running home in the rain
eye of the beholder -- watching rain through a window
the shortest straw -- being forced to run an errant in the rain
the frayed ends of sanity -- walking in the rain
to live is to die -- drizzle
dyers eve -- thunder storms

you know i'm right   
13.5.06 20:56


i am the most evil of evil genius,s

i'm loving this new game i got

it's called 'evil genius' and it's become the bigest threat to my exams since advanced wars 2
i'm a big sucker for RTS games bit this one is SOOOOOOOO fun
in how many games do you get to build a volcano island lair and plot world domination
i've got the nangest evil lair ever
i've got a submarine pen, a underground mono-rail, a missle silo, a large force of jumpsuit waring henchmen, a vast lab from which i've generated gentic super killer beas to defende my island from investigating S.A.B.R.E. agents and an inner sanctum with a shark tank.   
you can get shark tanks!!!!

the minion training system sucks but still
it's white cat strokingly good fun

i may just have to shave my head, buy a big black leather swivel chair and start digging a lair in the garden   

till next time l8er dayz 

jimbob       *insert evil laugth*


16.5.06 22:36


slayer are with def jam records ?????????

another era ends in my life as part of the surgery was demolished yesterday

to those who don't know the lay out of my place of residence i'll try to explain
my dad is a GP doctor
on to the side of our house is a single story building which is the surgery
from that place dad has worked as long as i can remember
recently dad moved from being a single-handed self-employed doctor to being a part of a 6ix doctor unit who work out of a building up by the castle in woodford green
the surgry now empty is to be converted into an extension of the house
so far only dad's old office has been converted to a room of domestic use (a 32" wide screen tv room with surround sound).
yesterday the wall that seperated the reseption area from the waiting room was knocked in opening out a space big enougth to get say.........a pool table in witha few sofas and and a hansom beer fridge hazaarrh

on another note when down the pub to celibrate the end of my art exam
i most exelent time was had
there was a family sing song to the tune of 'nazi punks fuck off'
i chased a fox out of a bush in the beer garden
i discoverd perry (pear cider with a 7.4% kick and a price of £3 for what is about a pint and a quater)
had a talk with a bunch of kids two years my junior who had drinks and fags
smoked 10 stolen fags in one night and gave 8 or so away

on another note to day me and dad went down to majestic and spent £200 on booze
nice ehhh?

till next time

                                                                jimbob
21.5.06 16:21


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